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A miniature crate full of minature adventures! 


You may choose to add on a 4oz. bag of Snakespresso with your shipment every month. If so, please specify your caffeine preferences in the text fields provided.

What's Included:

  • Booklet
  • Flashcards
  • Sticker
  • Critter Card
  • Care Guide
  • One Unique Item


Unique Items May Include:

  • Wall art
  • Puzzles
  • Accessories
  • Magnets
  • Bookmarks
  • Home decor
  • Button pins
  • Cups

Miniature Crate

Price Options
$22.95every month until canceled
One-time purchase
  • Tired after a long day of getting musked on by garter snakes? Enjoy a delicious pick-me-up with our rich, creamy chocolate ganache blend! While it won’t take away the immense heartbreak you feel every time your favorite garter snake chomps on your fingers, it will help ease the feelings of betrayal – at least a little bit.

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